Step #13: Tucking
Ugh.
This is the one part of drag I won't ever understand. Yes, men are able to put away their dangly bits and imitate women, but WHY!?!?!?!?!? It's not comfortable, it's not good for you, and honestly, it would be so much easier just to be a lady with a bulge. In any case, below is a discussion of tucking, both technical and not, to be as tight as possible. You can tuck without tape, and it's essentially the same procedure just with a gaff (special underwear) instead of tape, but your tuck is definitely not as tight. For a nice, tight tuck, read on wannabe ladies.
Reader Warning: some of the visualizations/discussion below are not altogether PG. Probably more R rated. Be warned. And here we go:
Okay. Tucking is the process through which a man puts his balls up into his abdomen, and pulls his dick into his ass crack to give the appearance of having a vagina instead of a penis.
The testicles, when descending as a child, exit the abdomen through the inguinal canal and enter the scrotum, which dangles, along with the penis, to create the bulge of the man. This canal remains open through adulthood, and it is into this canal which the testicles are pushed when tucking. The easiest way to do this is to squat a little, then gently guide the testicle with your hands up towards the pelvis, eventually finding the canal and pushing the testicle into the abdomen.
But before you start, get some tape strips ready:
Now start tucking. This should not be painful. The first few times there will be a fair amount of pressure, and possibly some discomfort (especially in certain positions), but never pain. If you feel pain, stop. Wait. Try again after a bit.
Once you have hidden your boys away, it's time to secure everything in place. Hold your scrotum up underneath your penis (toward your body), or wrap your penis in your sack. Grab a piece of 6 inch tape and apply it just below the place where your testicle would come shooting back out of (beside the base of your penis), then squat and secure the other end to your taint (the skin between your asshole and sack). Do the same on the other side. Note your penis should NOT be under the tape at this point.
Once your scrotum is secured, your balls should no longer be attempting to fall out. It is now time to tuck your dick. Grab your dick and stretch it (don't hurt yourself) down and under your body towards your asshole (and past if you're joyfully well endowed). Use the longer piece of tape, starting at the base of the penis, tape down, under and up your back to tightly secure your dick.
If you have bubblegum balls (your scrotum popping out the sides of the tape), you can use more tape to secure the loose skin. I like to add a piece or two to pull my balls up just that little bit further, while securing any loose skin simultaneously by adding two pieces starting at my scrotum, and ending higher up my abdomen.
Now cover it with some spanx, tight underwear, or just some lacy panties and be on your way ;)
Having a tight tuck means you can wear skin tight ladies clothing without fear of bulging in the crotch. Female illusion. Just ask Trinity "the tuck" Taylor. Her snatch is snatched!!!!!
This is the one part of drag I won't ever understand. Yes, men are able to put away their dangly bits and imitate women, but WHY!?!?!?!?!? It's not comfortable, it's not good for you, and honestly, it would be so much easier just to be a lady with a bulge. In any case, below is a discussion of tucking, both technical and not, to be as tight as possible. You can tuck without tape, and it's essentially the same procedure just with a gaff (special underwear) instead of tape, but your tuck is definitely not as tight. For a nice, tight tuck, read on wannabe ladies.
Reader Warning: some of the visualizations/discussion below are not altogether PG. Probably more R rated. Be warned. And here we go:
Okay. Tucking is the process through which a man puts his balls up into his abdomen, and pulls his dick into his ass crack to give the appearance of having a vagina instead of a penis.
The testicles, when descending as a child, exit the abdomen through the inguinal canal and enter the scrotum, which dangles, along with the penis, to create the bulge of the man. This canal remains open through adulthood, and it is into this canal which the testicles are pushed when tucking. The easiest way to do this is to squat a little, then gently guide the testicle with your hands up towards the pelvis, eventually finding the canal and pushing the testicle into the abdomen.
But before you start, get some tape strips ready:
- Duct tape - sticks very well, doesn't readily release with moisture, but has little give.
- Vinyl tape - lots of stretch, less visible, but less sticky, also more expensive.
Now start tucking. This should not be painful. The first few times there will be a fair amount of pressure, and possibly some discomfort (especially in certain positions), but never pain. If you feel pain, stop. Wait. Try again after a bit.
Once you have hidden your boys away, it's time to secure everything in place. Hold your scrotum up underneath your penis (toward your body), or wrap your penis in your sack. Grab a piece of 6 inch tape and apply it just below the place where your testicle would come shooting back out of (beside the base of your penis), then squat and secure the other end to your taint (the skin between your asshole and sack). Do the same on the other side. Note your penis should NOT be under the tape at this point.
Once your scrotum is secured, your balls should no longer be attempting to fall out. It is now time to tuck your dick. Grab your dick and stretch it (don't hurt yourself) down and under your body towards your asshole (and past if you're joyfully well endowed). Use the longer piece of tape, starting at the base of the penis, tape down, under and up your back to tightly secure your dick.
If you have bubblegum balls (your scrotum popping out the sides of the tape), you can use more tape to secure the loose skin. I like to add a piece or two to pull my balls up just that little bit further, while securing any loose skin simultaneously by adding two pieces starting at my scrotum, and ending higher up my abdomen.
Now cover it with some spanx, tight underwear, or just some lacy panties and be on your way ;)
Now go shopping for some tight-ass clothing and strut your stuff on stage, female for the world to see, but male hidden under twenty layers of makeup and security. As we say in the drag world, pop a tuck!
thank you!
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